craigslist

so, i would say i check craigslist daily, usually for jobs, as I am always broke and in the market for a new one but i also check the bike section daily...i just discovered this gem of an ad,
"still in the box!!!! OMG! freestyle BMX. totally win the x-games, brah! totally hit the streets with your dumb friends and pop wheelies. what was that one teen movie about the freestyle bicyclists? i don't remember, but you can be like those guys!
totally awesome!
this bike needs to be put together. your kid would be pumped! they have a birthday coming up, and they've been whining like,
"mom/dad!!!! i totally want a brand new killer BMX freestyle bike so i can shred the streets like(insert famous bicyclist name here)!!!! biff at school has one, and he says it's soooooo cool!"
and you look on the web, and you can't help but think to yourself that these bikes are pretty expensive...and when you were a kid you built your bike out of dead birds and that gum that came with topps baseball cards. but then you decide to check the old craigslist, and lo and behold, your answer is right here!
i cannot stress enough that this bike has never been used. hell, it's still not put together! wow!
get back to us soon, and we can work something out.
thanks for reading!
i would've posted a photo, but again, it's not put together, and besides, it's a bike. it has wheels and pedals and handlebars...i'm sure you've seen one before...
WORD!"
after i finished laughing i figured i had to make a post, oh and the picture wasnt included in the ad but this is what i assume the person is picturing