Wednesday, July 8, 2009


Santa Cruz has never been content with the current state of the English Language. Lexicographical pioneers Carplebeeve, Evan, Dusty and others have been pushing the envelope and coming up with new ways to express every emotion for years. Mike, Syd, Andy, Janelle and I have all had our moments (most involve puns) but I wanted to share this gem that Mike came up with on Independence Day.

Mistard (meest-aard), noun: The stuff that comes out of a mustard container that has been almost entirely depleted of mustard.

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