No one drink the Funspot! the Funspot has gone bad

DO NOT TRY TO RIDE THE BIKE PARK! Surly cops have gotten pressure from the top to crack down on "trespassing" in the park, and they WILL give tickets. Trespassing tickets. I was also told that anyone without a CA ID will go straight to jail and not collect 200 dollars. Come on out to the park on Saturday and let's try to finish some stuff so we can ride that place. I know it is the Fourth of JULY but what is more patriotic than swingin a hammer? Maybe holding hands with Obama and lighting Chinese Fireworks while floating in a Chinese made innertube down a river of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and a couple thousand metric tons of PCBs and mercury? They might be CHIPS but Erik Estrada knows how to salsa!