Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Setting the Facts Straight

Apparently our very own Kelly Costello is one of the premier ornithologists in the world. His discovery of the world's heaviest bird (located somewhere over the hill) has rocked the scientific community. Based on his extensive stabbings findings he has concluded that the bird weighs somewhere around 36.3 Kg (80lbs) and has a relatively small brain compared to its body size. Kelly plans on celebrating his discovery with friends and colleagues. Unfortunately, this is not a joyous event for everyone, the world's previous heaviest bird, the kori bustard (pictured below) may now fade into obscurity.

3 comments:

mike said...

baaah

Anonymous said...

FOR THE RECORD:::
she doesn't weigh enough to be a solid bird. so i call her my lil chicken wing.. to her face more importantly...

Luke said...

so whitty